My Concerned Asian Mom

"Why are you always cramping on your papers??"

Girls and Boys

A girl and boy discussing another girl in their class...

Girl: Well, she's not very smart...
Boy: But in her defense, she's hot!
Girl: THAT IS NOT A VALID DEFENSE!

Worst Pickup Line ever

As I'm leaving the San Francisco Public Library...

Guy: I have those exact same boots!!!

Me: WHat!?

(I'm wearing orange rainboots....

...with red cherries on them)

Guy: What's your name?

Me: ...Goodnight.